getting hassled by a porn-woman

WARNING, THIS IS A BIT GRAPHIC, ESPECIALLY FOR GAYS!!!

Since I still cant fly to Tahiti, thanks to the lovely friends out at Suvarnabhumi airport, who are making sure that even in the deepest Amazon and in the valleys of the Himalayas, everyone knows that Thailand is a weird country, I spent the weekend in Bangkok exploring the city and watching weird art performances.

Today, some weird things happened. We had a lunar eclipse, which looks pretty awesome. I disovered evil, evil little bugs in my rice and my flour. And I got hassled by a porn lady on MSN.

I will post the dialogue here:

bangkokbitch: hey. are you a woman?

pornlady: hey, Age/Sex/Location? :)

bangkokbitch: how do we know each other?

pornlady: hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny

today for some reason lol

bangkokbitch: i am gay so I dont get horny when i look at boobs:)

pornlady: listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!

bangkokbitch: where are you?

pornlady: I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$

bangkokbitch: what do you want to show me?

pornlady: well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.xxx.xx/ fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!

bangkokbitch: I am GAY. I dont want to see boobs:)

pornlady: Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?

bangkokbitch: mai pen rai krab

pornlady: OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..

F***ing hilarious. I noticed this pair of boobs in my MSN so I thought that must be a woman. Then she just went babbling on. And she was called Geneva. Hello my name is Zurich, honey...

Lovely Geneva didnt understand that I am gay and DO NOT want to see boobies. Even my approach in Thai came unanswered. Obviously Geneva isnt a Thai girl. I think this is some kind of automated thing by the way. No idea where it came from though because I never gave this MSN address to anyone but friends. Weird. But I had a good laugh!