Friday, August 22, 2008

Olympics 1 - The Chinese

We have als watched the Olympics recently, havent we? I hear and I know as a fact, most of the gays love watching gymnastics, swimming, diving, synchronised swimming and possibly athletics. Why? The answer is easy, that's where we get to see the most skin, the tightest bodies, the most artistic contributions and of course - the best bulges. That's how superficial we are, yes.

Now, the bangkokbitch is actually a big sports fan. So, he (today I feel like a man a bit more;) watches everything, except maybe shooting, sailing and that silly sport called boxing. Somehow though, midway through the olympics, bangkokbitch realised how hot the Chinese competitors were. This made him wonder whether the Chinese, who, rumour has it, select their future olympic winners just seconds after they pop out of mummy's belly - because for example they are born with a V-shaped torso and are only gonna be 160cm tall --> gymnast - or the baby is born with a small brain and a tough head --> footballer - or if they are already 180cm at birth and have hands as big as a yeti, they are of course going to become a basketballer (look at Yao Ming for that). I mean, if you look at the gymnastics winner (talking about girls for once), she is 14 years she must have started training at about minus 4 years...

So lets see what we have found.

I am officially in love with the man in the back, mister FU Haifeng. Mister FU is 182cm tall and 70kgs and gets 10/10 from me for his very sweet and athletic looks. On the right side we can clearly see that he is gay. (I hope at least).

This is the Olympic champion in badminton singles, Lin Dan, 178cm/70kgs. Now, I dont like his face honestly, he looks like a village robberer. BUT, his body is 10/10 so that wins him a place here.

The Chinese gymnasts may have won gold but for me they only win silver. Their bodies are the
craziest thing ever. Lets have a look.

Mister LI Xiaopeng, 162cm/56kgs who won the crossbars gold has a bit of a countryside face, but his mouth is soooooo cute. I wish he'd be a good kisser, doubt it however. BUT,'s tiny.

On the other hand, mister YANG Wei is only 160cm and weighs 54kgs and won the gold in overall Gymnastics, a very very skilled man...very very cute face but hey, gymnasts freak me out, the are so tiny!!! But then again, tiny men can climb all over you in bed and the distance from one end to the other isnt that far so you dont loose sight of things when you are working at one end of the body:)

This is mister ZHANG Lin, a swimmer! He is 189cm tall and 77kgs heavy....we loooooove swimmers. But I couldnt find very good pictures of him. I think he is not very photogenic. But if he gets the pimple out of the way, I will happily try to kiss his sweet face:P - IF I can reach up to 187cm!!!

Now these are the divers. They have one big advantage and one big disadvantage. Here, we have LIN Yue (157cm/52kgs) and HUO Liang (155cm/50kgs), the winners of the 10m synchronised diving competition. The advantage is obvious, we can see (nearly) everything. The disadvantage is obvious too but a bit less obvious. These boys (and we have to call them boys) are young. Mister (can we call a boy mister?) LIN turned 16 a bit more than a month ago and his partner, Mister HUO is an old chap by comparison. He is already turning 19 in a month! So we have to be politically correct and cant really call them HOT....that would be odd. But then again they compete in the olympics and are the best in the world, so we can sort of like them...and as long as we dont have sex with Mister LIN, the younger one, we wont end up like Gary Glitter with 100 photographers around us in some prison and then in the plane back to "farangland"...
So, I am sure I have missed plenty of other Chinese candy or even one or two lucky biscuits;) and lets not forget, I havent even included the athletes of the other two Northeast Asian nations, Korea (well, North Korea has a team too...and they won quite a few medals, maybe they have hotties too!!!) and Japan... lets save this for later!! In the meantime enjoy my Chinese guys.


Anonymous said...

The age of consent in China for male to male sex is 14. Which is OK if you are 15 or so. The rest of us should wait for a few more years. - Ian

BB said...

I will inform myself about that age of consent conundrum in China - but I AAAAMMM a bit older than 15;)
Anyway, my taste is much more leaning towards the badminton guy on top. He is so yummy. Just thought there is some gay insterest in diving:P

Anonymous said...

Olympic divers I love because they wear so little and dive in slow motion while swimmers wear bodysuits that hide everything then get into the water which hides everything. I get short of breath thinking about those gymnasts' hard muscles wrapped around me, pinning me to the bed.
Sorry, time for a cold shower. LOL - Ian